Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
  • Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.
  • I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.