Most earthquakes could have been an email. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMost earthquakes could have been an email. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas. Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?