Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.