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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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"Earthquakes be like: 'Did you really need to shake things up, when a simple email would have sufficed? ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ’ฅ' #tremorcommunications"



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