Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.