Most earthquakes could have been an email. Commentary:"Earthquakes be like: 'Did you really need to shake things up, when a simple email would have sufficed? 📧💥' #tremorcommunications" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas. I hope this email kills us both. Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.