My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Commentary:
Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! 💳💇‍♂️ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! 🤣 #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch