My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera! I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
