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"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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