My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and cha… Commentary:"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife? One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.
