My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!" Related funny posts 😂 You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. The person who invented butter really understood humans.