My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
