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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.