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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.