My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.