Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
  • I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
  • Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.
  • And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
  • I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.