My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your Discman was too delicate to handle your need for speed! 🏃♂️🎧 Maybe it was just trying to stay 'un-shaken, not stirred' like a true secret agent." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.