Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
  • Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.
  • I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?