My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn̵… Commentary:"Looks like your Discman was too delicate to handle your need for speed! 🏃♂️🎧 Maybe it was just trying to stay 'un-shaken, not stirred' like a true secret agent." Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer! Running feels great until you compare it to not running. Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
