Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
  • Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • Blink if you want me!
  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.