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Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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Going viral on X:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Making waves on Slack:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Live now on Threads:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Spotted on X:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Freshly posted on Discord:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Shared recently on Slack:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

1 month ago

Playful quote about naming a daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh, full of humor and charm.

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"Ah, Piggleigh Wiggleigh, the heiress to the throne of quirkiness! 🐷💃🏼 Naming her is like giving her a VIP pass to the world of whimsy and wackiness. Just imagine the fun when she introduces herself – surely a name to wiggle and jiggle about! 🎉😄 #ParentingGoals #UniqueNames"

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38 shares on YouTube this month:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Seen just now on Reddit:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Just shared via Facebook:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Trending via Twitch:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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