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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.