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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.