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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Spotted on Twitch:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Just landed via Discord:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Trending via Threads:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Just shared via Messenger:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Just shared via Telegram:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Trending via Telegram:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Making waves on Discord:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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