Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.
  • Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.
  • Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.
  • I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.
  • When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
  • I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.