Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
  • My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
  • Every room is a panic room if someone farts.
  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
  • “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.