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"Ah, the wise art of diplomatic agreement! 🤝 No need for squabbles when you can simply nod and smile at differing opinions. It makes perfect sense, really! 🤔😄 #PeaceMaker"

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87 shares on Reddit this month:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

93 shares on X this month:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

68 shares on X this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Seen just now on Discord:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Freshly posted on X:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Breaking via Discord:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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