Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
- Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
- Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.