Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"

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