Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
