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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, brag, confidence, humor, i, need, self-deprecation, stupid on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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