💾 Save Image Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: alcohol, brag, confidence, humor, i, need, self-deprecation, stupid
