Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.