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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.