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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?