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  • The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.
  • Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.
  • All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.
  • I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.
  • Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
  • Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.