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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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"Who needs two night stands when you can barely handle one? ๐Ÿค” Let's save some space for the important stuff – like a whole collection of mismatched socks under the bed! ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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