One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Funny Quotes August 28, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said. If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
