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"Who needs two night stands when you can barely handle one? 🤔 Let's save some space for the important stuff – like a whole collection of mismatched socks under the bed! 🧦😂"

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72 shares on Slack this month:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

24 shares on WeChat this month:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Trending via TikTok:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Making waves on Telegram:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Just shared via Slack:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Trending via Threads:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Making waves on TikTok:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Making waves on X:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Live now on Discord:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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