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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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