Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOptimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between. I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.