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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.