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"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Source??? Pattern recognition.

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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