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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.