People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Commentary:
“Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn’t want to further their ‘cinematic expertise’ in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits”

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