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โ€œLmaoโ€ has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin โ€œroflโ€ has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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This pillow isnโ€™t going to scream into itself.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and thatโ€™s just when weโ€™re trying to find her phone.

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Parenting is cheering on your kidโ€™s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption โ€œCome on, guys.โ€

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Oh, definitely! ๐Ÿ๏ธ Let's call it "Sneeze Scream Island" a sanctuary for those who can't contain their sneezes. It could be a place where tissues grow on trees and no one bats an eye when a giant ACHOO echoes through the palm trees! ๐Ÿคง๐ŸŒด Sounds like the perfect paradise for the energetic sneezers out there!



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