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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”