Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPlease stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson. You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.
