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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.