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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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41 shares on WeChat this month:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

45 shares on X this month:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Making waves on Twitch:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Just landed via Threads:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Making waves on Discord:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Making waves on YouTube:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Making waves on Slack:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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