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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

43 shares on Threads this month:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

80 shares on Twitch this month:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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