Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
  • I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
  • The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.
  • The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.
  • I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
  • Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.