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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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