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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?