Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now. Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.