Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.