Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers. Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home. A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder. When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
