Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
  • I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.
  • The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
  • Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.