Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’ Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow. I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
