Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Shorts should be half the price of pants.
  • People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.
  • If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
  • Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.
  • I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.
  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.