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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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53 shares on X this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Going bananas on X:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Just shared via Reddit:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Going viral on Twitch:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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