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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.