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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

1 month ago

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

4 weeks ago

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

1 month ago

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

4 weeks ago

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

4 weeks ago

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97 shares on Reddit this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

60 shares on YouTube this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

68 shares on Slack this month:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Can we skip to the rich part?

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Going viral on Reddit:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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