Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.