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  • I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.
  • Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
  • Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
  • You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.
  • They should invent someone who holds me.
  • Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”