Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should. Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories. Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards? Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.