Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories. Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should. Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?