Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me. Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts. Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.