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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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