Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.