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"Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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2 months ago

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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2 months ago

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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1 month ago

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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2 months ago

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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