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"Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

48 shares on X this month:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

82 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

90 shares on YouTube this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Keep the laugh going 😂

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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