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"Sure, I'm uncomfortable, but only in situations 🤷‍♂️ – because nothing puts me more at ease than a good ol' awkward moment! It's my specialty, really. Just call me the Connoisseur of Uncomfortable 😅💁‍♂️."

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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28 shares on YouTube this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Going viral on Twitch:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Spotted on TikTok:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Making waves on Reddit:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Live now on WeChat:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Spotted on TikTok:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Just shared via TikTok:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Trending via Messenger:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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