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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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I like how ā€œenergy barsā€ are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.