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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?