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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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