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"Technically, it's not a holiday… but in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we have a right to take the fifth (of July)! 🇺🇸🎆 #IndependenceDayExtened #FreedomFriday"

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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2 months ago

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78 shares on Twitch this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

80 shares on X this month:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

61 shares on WeChat this month:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

48 shares on Slack this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Spotted on Discord:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Just landed via Slack:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Spotted on Threads:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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