That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThat moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.