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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Playful quote comparing a heavy hippo to a lighter zippo, with a witty nighttime sign-off.

Commentary:
🤣😆 What a fantastic observation! Who knew the difference between a hippo and a zippo could be summed up with a weight joke! That's a pun-tastic way to end the evening. Thank you and good night! 🦛🔥 #PunnyHumor


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