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  • I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
  • The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.
  • The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.
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  • I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.