The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.