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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

61 shares on Threads this month:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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