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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.