The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog? Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.