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  • I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.
  • Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
  • Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.
  • There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.
  • Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
  • Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.