The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog? 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
