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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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38 shares on Reddit this month:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Just shared via Facebook:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Going viral on Messenger:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Going viral on Instagram:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Spreading quickly via X:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Seen just now on Instagram:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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