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- If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
- A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
- Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.
- Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.
- I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.