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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.