The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn't have helped anyway.

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Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn’t even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull

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