The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.