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  • My brain has too many tabs open.
  • I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.
  • The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
  • “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.