The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh deer, I totally get it now! ππ¨π¦ Running from adulthood like… π" Related Funny Posts π€ Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.