The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
