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- Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
- I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
- I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.
