The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn't show up anymore.

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“When it comes to family gatherings, I’m like the elusive cousin who’s practically a myth now 🤷‍♂️ Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail? Or perhaps I just bring too much excitement to the party that they can’t handle? Who knows! 🎉💁‍♂️ #LifeOfTheMissingRelative”

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