The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.” If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family. If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.
