There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.