There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent. We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out? When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.” Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows. If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.