Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
  • Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.
  • My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
  • Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
  • You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
  • I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.