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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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2 months ago

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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2 months ago

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14 shares on Snapchat this month:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

74 shares on Discord this month:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

96 shares on X this month:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

85 shares on Threads this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Going bananas on X:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Just shared via Snapchat:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Going viral on WeChat:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Trending via Telegram:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Going bananas on Instagram:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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