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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.