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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Spotted on Messenger:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Spotted on Instagram:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Live now on Slack:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Making waves on Telegram:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Spotted on TikTok:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Making waves on Facebook:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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