This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects 😂🧸 Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! 🤪🗣️ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.