This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. Funny Quotes October 2, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.