This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. Posted onOct 2, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.