To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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“Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing”

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