To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.