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18 shares on Instagram this month:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

11 shares on Threads this month:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

52 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

34 shares on X this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

66 shares on X this month:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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