Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.
