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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

58 shares on X this month:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Seen just now on Threads:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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