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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.