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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.