Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
  • Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
  • Never eat more than you can lift.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.