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"Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

My toxic trait is optimism.

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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