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"Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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36 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

38 shares on X this month:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Going viral on Messenger:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Spotted on YouTube:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Going viral on Reddit:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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