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"Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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