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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I need money, not feelings.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Spotted on Discord:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Going viral on WeChat:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Just shared via Reddit:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

2 weeks ago

Humorous text about entering your 40s and feeling out of the loop with younger folks.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Spotted on Slack:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Going viral on Threads:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Just shared via Twitch:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Going viral on Telegram:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just shared via Facebook:

Being a little freak is my love language.

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