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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Spotted on Reddit:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Going viral on Slack:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Trending via Facebook:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Freshly posted on X:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Live now on Discord:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Just landed via X:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Spreading quickly via X:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

6 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Drive like no one is watching.

Just shared via Instagram:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Making waves on Threads:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Trending via Facebook:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Going viral on Threads:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Reported on YouTube:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Spotted on Messenger:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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