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"Looking at the world like… 🌍😅 No wonder Noah only wanted animals on his ark – who needs drama when you've got elephants and pandas as shipmates! 🐘🐼"

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40 shares on Discord this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

64 shares on Discord this month:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

67 shares on X this month:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Just landed via X:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Spotted on Slack:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Going bananas on Instagram:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Trending via TikTok:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Trending via Slack:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

My default setting is sexual energy.

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

My default setting is sexual energy.

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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