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"Ah, the classic 'I'm open to feedback' dance – where compliments waltz in and critiques get the cold shoulder. It's like saying you're open to new Netflix recommendations when all you really want is someone to tell you how great your taste in shows is. Keep those compliments coming, feedback can wait in the green room!"

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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