Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
  • Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
  • Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.